twit-twat: svveden: a haiku about me in social situations what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what this looks like the opening to thrift shop
Most girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup.
Me: brown hair, starfleet regulation uniform, medical license, alcohol, annoying best friend. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor.
Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for...– Anonymous (via tuxedokamen)
miecroft: can we also talk about how cool bryan fuller is
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: its my birthday and the struggle is real
rehability: hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday
What usually happens is that I come up with this amazing banjo rift and then the...– Winston Marshall (via lovebanjo)
disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
howtotrainyouralpha: please don’t smile crookedly at me I’m gonna fall a little in love with you and I just don’t have the emotional capacity for that at the moment thx
darkflamesash: edgebug: edgebug: Hannibal looks like a really cute show ok I mean from what i’ve seen on my dash it’s basically a nice story about a single dad who happens to be a cannibal in is spare time and his daughter and his on-again-off-again boyfriend?? i think i’ll watch an episode PEOPLES HEADS ARE ON FIRE AND PEOPLES FLESH IS PEELED OFF THEIR BACKS WHAT THE FUCK ABORT ABORT
maxnormaltv: the hangover the hangover part 2 the hangover part 3 the hangover: death and rebirth end of hangover hangover rebuild 1.11: you are (not) alone
ichinoue: The thing is… even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it. even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it. You wanna know why?...
ranetree: I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
jesuschristvevo: i dont even get bullied i just bully myself
marina-sexual: Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”