
I kidlocked as a second Sherlock Secret Santa gift.
I just love the little drawings
Dear Santa,
It took you thirty years, but thank you for remembering me. It was a lovely violin, and the microscope was nice, but it’s nothing compared to what I have now.
Thank you so much.
From,
Sherlock Holmes
Age 35
Dear Santa,
I know I’m too old to write to you, and it’s probably pathetic to even write to someone who doesn’t exist in the first place. I don’t want you to send me anything. I don’t deserve it. But what I do want you to do is to make an old friend happy. I don’t care what you give him; I just want him to make it through this Christmas.
Please.
From,
Sherlock Holmes
what is wrong with you people


I made myself sad.


Sherlock Squirming Holmes.
“I had my first colonoscopy today because I am over 50 and everything was looking good up the old butt”
thanks for the info, dad.
THANKS
Game of Thrones opening theme, sung by a cat.
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why
How to Correctly Make French Toast
lessiarty
The puns, they burn us precious! *hsssss*
i will never fail to reblog this when it shows up on my dash.
I don’t understand why ‘yourcroft’ is so funny it just is.
someone explain to be why I waited so long to listen to Cabin Pressure.
It is absolutely hilarious